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First impressions are vital. The first impression a guy gets of you helps him decide whether you seem like someone he could like. If he sees you grinning madly, your tongue lolling out of your mouth and your eyes bulging, he’ll probably run very fast in the opposite direction.

Well, rejoice girls! There are a few techniques (which have been tested out by some random scientist guys) that can help you seem less like a gorilla that has escaped from the zoo, and more like someone worth talking to.

1. Smile at him. This technique works wonders. Now when I say smile, I don’t mean leer or grin in a terrifying way. I mean smile, sweetly. If a guy sees you smiling at him, his confidence will increase and he is more likely to approach you. This is perhaps the most effective technique.
2. Throw him short, darting glances. These could be accompanied by a quick smile when you get eye contact, then look away. Then look back perhaps 30 seconds later.
3. If you’re at a disco or somewhere which involves dancing, try dancing alone. This may sound like a slightly stupid technique, but it is proven to be effective, as a lot of the time, guys approach. By dance, I mean nice dancing, not waving all limbs in the air with all your strength.
4. Hair flipping. Yes, it does work. Just don’t flip it like you’re crazy. And make sure theres no one standing too close to you, whom you may hit.
5. Sticky eyes. Glue your eyes to them (in a non-creepy manner), and let them stay glued for a while. When looking away, drag your eyes away from them reluctantly and slowly, as if theyre glued there with superglue. Even when youre walking around a room (try not to walk into anything though)
6. “Accidently” brush up against him. This will make sure whoever you’re stalking definitely notices you. Then smile.
7. Lick your lips during eye contact. (By lick your lips, I don’t mean attempt to eat your face. Only creeps find that attractive)
8. Tilt your head and touch your exposed neck. I have no idea why this works, but apparently, it does.
9. Look at him, toss your head, then look back.
10. Exaggerated movement of hips. I don’t mean such exaggerated movement, that it looks like youre having a spasm. Just lightly, add swing to your hips.

So there we go. There are some 10 tips for getting a guy to come and talk to you. (Please use with caution, and carefully. I am not to be held responsible for any casualties)

someone call Tom Felton. I need to test this out ;)