Every.Time
- Me: Im going into town tomorrow after school, so pick me up later
- Dad: Who are you going with
- Dad: Are you going with a guy
- Dad: Are you dating
- Dad: Im forbidding you from going into town
- Me: Dad, Im going with my friend whos a gi-
- Dad: Youre going with a guy. I know you are
- Dad: A guy whom youre probably dating
- Dad: And youre going to get pregnant
- Dad: And then youre going to get kicked out of school
- Dad: Then you wont be able to get a job
- Dad: And you'll live on the streets
- Me: Dad, Im just going into town with my friend to buy some stuff for school, such as pencils and pape-
- Dad: No youre not
- Dad: Youre meeting with your guy friend
- Dad: Who's gonna get you pregnant
- Dad: And your life will be ruined
- Dad: Dont lie to me child
- Me:
- Dad:
- Me:
- Dad:
- Me:
- Dad:
- Dad: Okay, you can go into town
- Dad:
- Dad: But Im coming with you
- Dad:
- Dad: And Im bringing a shot gun
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